‘Dickie Roberts’ skewers stardom
Nobody oozes insincerity quite like David Spade. The
comedian-turned-film star has made a career of delivering sarcastic
barbs with a painted-on smile.
What better person to portray the fictional Dickie Roberts?
In this lampoon of Hollywood celebrity, Spade plays Roberts, a
30-something actor trying to regain a foothold in the entertainment
industry. In the '70s, he was a child star of the TV hit "The Glimmer
Gang," but when the show's ratings started to decline, his mother
abandoned him ... and his whole fanbase soon followed.
Now a parking valet who hasn't landed a decent role in decades, the
bitter Roberts is even reluctant to write a memoir about his
"I can't publish this now, because it ends up with me being a loser,"
When he hears that director Rob Reiner is casting the lead in a movie
that is sure to be a blockbuster, he auditions for the coveted role.
But Reiner explains to Dickie that he is wrong for the part because
he can't convey genuine emotions on screen since he "missed out on
the basic foundation of adulthood, which is a childhood."
Convinced that he needs to relive the formative years he skipped,
Roberts hires a surrogate family to give him a crash course in
upbringing. The sleazy father (Craig Bierko) pounces on the chance to
earn extra money, even though his reluctant but good-natured wife
(Mary McCormack) and preteen kids (Scott Terra and Jenna Boyd)
consider it a weird intrusion.
Ultimately, the struggling actor learns through his domestic
interaction that there really is more to life than just a career in
Before it shifts into warm-fuzzy mode in the final act, "Dickie
Roberts: Former Child Star" is a rather merciless satire of the
fleeting nature of fame. The gags are especially strong during a
hilarious intro where the star's tale is examined in an "E! True
Hollywood Story" report.
Here it's revealed all the levels the man sunk to in his quest to
remain famous. At one point he even legally changed his name to David
Spade proves that it's plenty easy to mock former child actors, but
it's actually enterprising to directly involve them in the plot.
Rarely have so many cameos been used so effectively. These range from
a "Celebrity Boxing" match where Roberts is pummeled by "Webster"
lead Emmanuel Lewis to a weekly poker match with fellow washed-up
icons Barry Williams, Leif Garrett, Corey Feldman, Dustin Diamond and
Danny Bonaduce. (Anybody else think this is an homage to the bridge
game in "Sunset Boulevard" involving the spurned silent-screen idols?)
Yes, the premise of an adult joining a family to relive one's
childhood is ridiculous, but at least the execution of this dippy
plot device is enjoyable. The casting helps ease the pain. As the
mom, McCormack (best known for playing Howard Stern's wife in
"Private Parts") projects the warmth and sincerity that her leading
man often lacks.
And credit Spade and co-writer Fred Wolf ("Saturday Night Live") for
generously giving his child co-stars some of the best lines. The
youngsters are especially funny when helping their adopted "brother"
adjust to the inherent dangers of children's toys such as the Slip 'n
Slide and Water Wiggle.
"Dickie Roberts" is easily the most satisfying of Spade's starring
vehicles - although with "Joe Dirt" and "Lost & Found" on a resume,
that's hardly saying a lot.
At least the jokester has finally found a character to match his
smarmy, pop-culture-obsessed personality.
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